The Token Guiri
Writing in the local paper. Local issues with a global take. I never translate literally and the editor trims at will to make it fit. Here’s my version, then theirs.
As the token guiri (nordic foreigner),
I’m often asked what I think about certain Spanish traditions. From Semana
Santa to bullfighting to the seemingly foreign meaning of the word resign, people are
curious about how a foreigner might perceive things that fit inside Fraga’s
famous tourist slogan, Spain is different. The thing is, I have lived my entire
adult life outside the country of my birth and I can no longer say for certain
if my recollections of Canada are still valid enough to be able to accurately
contrast them against what I see around me. All the same, my surname is a long
way from Gonzalez and I can compare and contrast what surrounds me against the many other
countries that I have lived and spent time in. So the other day while I was talking
with a friend and the topic of cleanliness came up, I happened to be in complete agreement
with my interlocutor that Spanish homes are by far some the cleanest places on
Earth. The eye-watering smell of beach that you often encounter as you walk the
streets is proof positive of that. My curiosity, however, lies in the fact that
this fastidiousness seems to end the second that they step out of their homes.
Hours can be spent scrubbing tiles at home, but the street seems to be for
someone else to clean. Out of the barely ten families in my neighborhood, at least
four have the twice daily ritual of opening their doors to allow their favorite
pet to do their business outside the family home, on other people’s doorsteps
of course. No matter how often the street cleaners comes by. and here in Spain they come by often, they simply can’t keep up with
the dogs and cats of my neighbors. I’ve actually never been inside their homes
but I’m sure they live up to Spanish standards of cleanliness. What confuses me
is the contrast between the bleach in their homes and their blithe disregard
for the mess they leave in the streets. Could it be they simply want to create
jobs? I guess this make-work project could be admirable but I am convinced that
our money could spent on something a bit more productive than cleaning up after Fido.
