Stale Bread Before its Time

Writing in the local paper. Local issues with a global take. I never translate literally and the editor trims at will to make it fit. Here’s my version, then theirs.

My
father-in-law, a wise
and decent man from a small village in the northwestern corner of Extremadura called San Martin de Trevejo, tells a tale from years
ago, climbing the mountains that surround his village. 

It was early in
the morning and they walked into a bar to pick up some bread to go
with the homemade chorizo they were carrying with them. The barmaid was happy
to serve them coffee but told them that there was no bread because it was
still in bed. This seemed a bit odd but his brother-in-law, who was never short of words quickly retorted, ‘well
tell it to get up’! 

This was obviously years ago when
life was perhaps simpler and people, and the bread they ate, got more
rest. Here in Extremadura, you invariably sit down to wonderful foods
dripping in divine sauces that beg to be swept clean from your plate
but when you look around for the appropriate tool for the job, you almost always
find the most uninspiring companion. Festering in the basket next to you, you find a supposedly wheat-based product
boasting the visual appeal of a bleached sock that dusts your
palate like a spoonful of dry bread crumbs. 

Dress them up as Italian
chapatas, sprinkle them with a bit of flour and call them ‘rusticos’, or
even claim they have been fired with loving care in a wood stove in a
quaint nearby village, but the end result is always the same, the
gastronomic equivalent of elevator music. 

A recent tour through
France reminded me of what bread can be. The Gaul’s have started a
movement to reintroduce ‘real’ bread, golden, crusty loaves that retain their aroma when cool and whose crusts beg to be enjoyed rather
than amputated and thrown to the dogs. Lovely yet, irregularly shaped pieces of
art that, when opened, reveal uneven cavities made to order to clean
your dish. And in true French style, this tradition has even been
enshrined by law. 

But there’s no need even to travel so far, in neighboring Portugal, which lies about 100kms away, they have a popular refrain, ‘Only in Hell is soup served without bread’ and by bread they mean something that accompanies the dish
rather than the disguised cracker sold as pan de pueblo all over this region. In a city
that takes its rest seriously, regulating noise limits during the summer siesta hours, even today, perhaps it’s time to not only stop
musicians from keeping up the neighbours but also insist that our
daily bread gets some rest too.